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Titles marked with asterisks (*) can be viewed in their entirety on the Video Clips page.
LACK OF ORIGINALITY
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The formula for every hit pop song, revealed via a pop song.
SCHMEXERCISE!
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Exercise makes you feel good about yourself.
DOG BLESS AMERICA *DVD* ($15)
Combining the styles of a comedian, musician, and motivational speaker, Jake touches on all the touchy subjects in America while challenging the status quo.
Intro/My Dermatologist*/What I Don't Do/Old Tech, New Tech/The Internet/The Stalker Song/A Day in the Life of a Jewish Scotsman*/Lack of Originality*/Movies/Medieval Pimp*/Anti-Culture Haikus/Sports Fans/Reality Commercial*/Cell Phones/Why We Have A.D.D./More Haikus/Germs/Chancres Away!*/Planmember/The Geriatrics Chantey*/Abortion/Two Girls/Homophobia/Family Values/Evangelists/Dog Bless America
THE HUMAN EQUATION *CD* ($10)
Professor Jumbaliah Owens, host of the unpopular science show "Weird Stuff," embarks on a quest to solve the human equation! Join him as he explores the facets of humanity and discovers more than he probably ever wanted to.
Intro/Communication*/Languages/Arturo Arrogante/Consumerism/Un-Evolution/Alcohol/Multimedia*/Multi-Tasking/Religion/Violence*/Sports/Enter the Groove*/Mentalities/Family*/Emotions/Music*/The Conclusion
FULLY DYSFUNCTIONAL *CD* ($10) An album that takes many of humanity’s faults and exploits them for its own benefit via silly sketches and clever songs in the traditions of Monty Python, “Weird Al” Yankovic, and Tom Lehrer.
Satanic Barber/Scottish Stereotype Convention/When I Was a Child*/British Chatter/Male Call*/Jumbaliah’s Insightful Tips/Dog Bless America/British Chatter II/Chancres Away*/Spokesman/British Chatter III*/Inspirational Pop Ballad/British Chatter IV/The Psychologist’s Love Song*/Detective Story/Censored Adventure*/Psychopathic Therapist/Hypocrisy Galore/British Chatter V/Time With Your Wife*
***THE ALBUMS BELOW ARE JAKE DEWAR "RELICS" WHICH ARE ONLY AVAILABLE BY MAIL!***
TELL MY PARENTS *CD* ($10) An eclectic mix of sketches and satirical music ranging from Dixieland to Techno to Irish folk, incompetent duck hunters, a mediocre poet, and a graphically violent children’s song.
Jumbaliah/Incidental Introduction/Tell My Parents*/Announcer’s Club/Desperate Love Song/Amplified Interview/I’m Confused/Walls/Poetical Aptitude/Half a Jew/Hunting Song/Sweet Home Argentina/T.D.W./Ballad of Sir Rory/Animal Cruelty Song
CALLING SECURITY *CD* ($10) Radio interviews; news broadcasts; songs about insanity, drugs, and capitalism; and a Polish rock band that changes its name every three weeks.
Rock Interview 1: Fred/This Is Not a Creative Chord/Rock Interview 2: Pickin’ Fools/High On Drugs*/Rock Interview 3: Amazing Mace/Loser Like You/Rock Interview 4: Racism/Insanity Song/Rock Interview 5: Money – Call It What You Will/What?/Rock Interview 6: One Minute/A Unique Individual/Rock Interview 7: William Tell Jam/Wojczyk the Magic Wombat/Apocalypse News: Education, Scottish Converse, Owens’ Harsh Truths, Calling Security, In Closing, Armageddon Song
NO FLY ZONE *CD* ($10) Courtroom sketches, funny songs, reality TV parodies, record breakers, hat fanatics, and a Scottish rap singer.
No Fly Zone/Insomniac Song/Mad Hatter/It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Melody/Stressful Interview/Stupid Song/You’re a Jew/The Loudest Man In a Kilt/Kidnapper Song/Trial By Error/The Jumbarita/Relatives On Tape/Random/Please Get Out/Vap*/The Jumbarita, Part 2
MY COUNTRY *CD* ($5) A solo album comprised of sketches, satirical songs, and a quantifiable summarization of the American ego.
Hatred Song/Children’s Gangster Stories/This Is Not a Creative Song/It’s Hard To Be an Idiot/Two Scottish Blokes/My Country/Dictionary Frenzy/Trench (Mouth) Warfare/If There’d Been No Jesus
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